#6 OUTSKINNYING COURTNEY LOVE

I used to be really fucking hot. Ask anyone. I went to a personal trainer twice a week (a crazed hair weaved Indian-British woman with a boob job and a Posh accent), frequented the tanning salon, and had really lush natural looking foils in my hair. I was dating a celebrity designer. I HAD MADE IT!



Then somehow, I went from this:









TO THIS:










These days, Let's face it: I look like fucking Courtney Love. On Heroin. In Fancy Dress. As you can see, I'm totally embracing it. I may have lost my lovely toned figure, but there is a silver lining. Im totally skinny now. AND NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL EVER TAKE THAT FROM ME......