HAY so I know the Grammy's were a week ago,
but school has been beating me up.
What I love about the Grammy's is how totally strange everyone dresses.
They aren't trying to look red carpet ready, they are trying to attract attention,
and since Lady Gaga stepped onto the scene, things have been even more Buckwild.
Here we go!
Nicki Minaj
it appears that marie antoinette married frankenstein...
and got cast in the Broadway revival of Cats
Ricki Martin
What else would he wear but metallic silver pants?
Shake your bon bon baby.
Cyndi Lauper
aka Draco Malfoy's hooker grandma
Rihanna
so THIS is how one dresses up for Christmas Barbados...
Hayley Williams
proving once and for all that orange and pink do not go together...
how much does she look like one of Cher's cleaning appliances?
Justin Bieber
(in WHITE VELVET)
looks just like an adolescent Colonol Sanders
I want some chicken.
Katy Perry
going full glitterati mermaid:
in a sparkle bra and a shiny table cloth,
and with wings that make it look like she farted a cloud...
It feels like this was created by a 4 year old
Snooki
a toned down, more elegant version of her hair,
classy makeup,
and a sexy dress that still leaves her covered...
I'm impressed!
not crazy about the silly shoulders,
but I'll take what I can get
Selma Blair
Maybe I just love baby bellys,
but this Lanvin dress is beautiful and looks so comfortable
I'm not quite sure why she was at the Grammy's though...
Florence Welch
This is the most beautiful dress of the night.
Handcrafted Givenchy Haute Couture,
it is stunning and different-
just like Ms. Welch herself.
(click HERE for more information on this incredible couture collection)
Now I know you all wanna know my opinion, so here it is:
I'm so over Lady Gaga. Girl, you bore me.
I'm not even going to post a picture of you.
Its like, whatever you crazy costume doll-
Showing up at the awards show in a Land Before Time status egg,
tryna be all innovative...
Honey, its been done.
For anyone who ever watched Nickelodeon's All That
Li'l Embryo and Li'l Fetus were entertaining in incubation 14 years ago
"Yo yo yo yo EMBRYO!"
You want weird and shocking?
Check out THIS South African Group
I apologize for the delay-
THE OSCARS ARE IN A WEEK!!!!
<3
Claire
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