Oh I'm HOME HOME HOME HOME
and its SNOWING!
The American Music Awards just happened,
with the expected wardrobe distasters. YAY!
(I realized this was a lame post, so I vamped it up a bit. Sorry for beinga lame-o!)
i don't want to see your awkward unitard spanx-
but hey, thanks for being so generous as to wrap it up in lace for me.
now you just look like a hooker granny
instead of just a fleshy blob of german blehhhhhh
Now this is a story all about how
This family got flipped, turned upside down
In the dark
During a tornado
In space
Whitney Houston looks AMAZING!
wait.
nvm.
thats Rihanna.
Nicki Minaj, aka Miss Frizzle, tryina teach the class about
why 4Loco was banned in Washington.
And Ke$ha, still on her crusade to make every outfit out of trash bags,
looking like a drunk futuristic garbage monster,
with boobs starting approximately at her elbows
HAY!
who else has pulled this desperate move before?
OH RIGHT!
and he couldn't sing either.
<3
Claire
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